Chapter 206: Chapter 205: Legal
It’s hard to tell how long it passed, but all the clamorous, crashing noises finally dispersed.
The air once again solidified.
Qi Yue: “…”
Just one kiss, and they act this shocked?
Though she had anticipated this reaction, it was still much more intense than she had expected…
Qi Yue also looked rather helpless; it’s not what she wanted either. She and the Great God were just too pure, so she had to resort to drastic measures to prove that her relationship with the Great God was indeed not pure.
Gu Huai raised an eyebrow: “A foolproof plan?”
Qi Yue gulped: “Isn’t it… Isn’t it foolproof?”
Gu Huai: “It’s quite foolproof…”
The first to snap back to reality was Song Qiuqiu.
Just a second ago she was so drunk she could barely stand upright, and now she suddenly rushed at Qi Yue with the speed of a hundred-meter sprint, grabbed her shoulders, and began to shake her frantically: “Ah, ah, ah! My heavens, heavens, heavens! Yue Bao, what have you done! Yue Bao, have you gone mad! Although I admire your courage to do what everyone else is too afraid to do, but but but… you can’t actually do it!”
Su Xiaotang also rushed over, “My mother! My goodness! Yue Bao, what rashness is this! Yue Bao, you can’t do this!”
Jiang Lang stood with his hands on his hips, speaking in a pained and urgent voice: “Potato, this is… this is criminal, you know that? This is sexual harassment!”
Upon hearing this, Qi Yue muttered softly: “It’s not… I’m legal…”
Ling Feng also joined in, sworn to defend his brother’s chastity: “Legal my ass! How can your actions ever be legal under any circumstance!”
Although Song Qiuqiu and Su Xiaotang wanted to speak up for Qi Yue, they really couldn’t refute the point.
Who would have thought Yue Bao would act so out of character and be so bold as to forcibly kiss the Great God!!!
Then, just as Jiang Lang and Ling Feng were filled with righteous indignation, their good brother Gu Huai casually remarked from one side: “I consented, so it’s legal.”
Jiang Lang: “…”
Ling Feng: “…”
Song Qiuqiu: “…”
Su Xiaotang: “…”
The frozen air seemed to crack open inch by inch.
And with it, their facial expressions broke too.
What did Gu Huai just say…?
Consented?
He consented???
Hearing Gu Huai’s mention of consent, Qi Yue’s cheeks warmed slightly and she murmured: “I told you I didn’t steal… It’s really legal…”
At this moment, all four of them were completely sober.
Song Qiuqiu looked at Qi Yue, then at Gu Huai, and stammered: “You, you, you… What exactly is going on here?”
Jiang Lang: “What situation?”
Su Xiaotang: “What situation?”
Ling Feng: “What situation?”
All four issued a soul-searching inquiry.
Qi Yue cleared her throat and began: “Let me continue to announce that, the current situation is… Gu Huai and I… are together now…”
Song Qiuqiu’s eyes seemed to swirl into spirals, her head spinning, “Together… why do the words ‘together’ suddenly feel so foreign to me?”
Jiang Lang: “Unfamiliar!”
Su Xiaotang: “Unfamiliar!”
Ling Feng: “I find it unfamiliar too! What does ‘together’ mean?”
Qi Yue’s face was full of speechlessness as she slowly spelled it out: “It means dating, being in love, no longer single! Do you get it now?”
Song Qiuqiu: “You and Gu Huai? You and the Great God are dating?”
Jiang Lang: “In love?”
Su Xiaotang: “Single no more?”
Ling Feng: “So… actually, today’s banquet wasn’t for singles… It’s a dog-slaying banquet… right?”
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Source: Webnovel.com, updated on Novlove.com